Opening Blast: WTF is Really Happening in Web3 Right Now?

Quick fire welcome + “State of Web3” — raw, real, no sugar-coating.

Panel 1: The Exchange Wars – Who Will Survive the Next Crackdown?

Who owns the future of trading? Is compliance the new moat or a death sentence? Will self-custody finally take the crown?

Panel 2: RWA – Tokenizing Real $#!t or Just More Digital Hype?

From luxury real estate to chicken farms – is tokenization actually scalable? What's real vs just whitepaper fluff? What’s actually scaling—and what’s a dead-end?

Panel 3: Narrative is King: How Stories, Not Data, Move Markets

Panel 4: DeFi is Dead, Long Live DeFi

Where did the DeFi de-gens go? Where are the real yields? Is the next wave about utility or just another ponzinomics reboot?

Panel 5: VCs, Bags & Bullsh*t – Who’s Really Driving Web3 Narratives?

Are builders still in control, or are narratives manufactured? The delicate dance between funding and freedom.

Panel 6: Blockchain Security – Why Do We Still Keep Getting Hacked?

$10B lost and counting – are smart contracts the weakest link? Who’s responsible — devs, protocols, or users?

Panel 7: AI x Web3 – Collision Course or Perfect Merge?

Is Web3 just riding the AI hype train or is there real synergy? Autonomous agents, data markets, decentralized compute—where’s the signal vs noise?

Panel 8: Crypto Regulation – Is the War Just Beginning?

Tax chokeholds, lawsuits, and unclear policies. Can innovation survive the legal onslaught?

Final Mic Drop: Fireside with a Legend

Surprise Fireside Chat!! wanna guess who he is?